As i explore the dictionaries, i found some funny definitions in it and i want to share this in my blog.
Smile : A simple upper curve that makes everything straight.
Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco that is rolled with a paper, fire on one end and fool on the other
Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.
Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.
Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through the minds of either.
Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
Dictionary : A place where success comes before work.
Classic : A book which people praise, but do not read.
Yawn : The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
The Source :Oxford Dictionary
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